Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Zach Needs A Shower _{(Well, I wouldn't mind one.)}

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Zach looks like a Gay Pirate _{(Son of a BITCH D:< )}

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Zach says if he had to pick acting or directing, he’d pick directing.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Zach wants attention _{(It even comes with a video!)}

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Zach Does the Most Boring Thing He Could Do _{(What a coinkydink!)}

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Zach Hates Everything About Taylor _{(Die in a fire, Taylor.)}

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Zach asks what she’s talking about? Those days are behind them.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Zach goes off in a strop and tells Gabrielle that when she's middle aged and alone, the only person she can blame is herself for her loneliness.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: zach likes apples _{(GREEN APPLES, FUCK YAH!)}

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: zach eats air plane _{(Wow, I'd pay to see that.)}

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Zach wears Ladies SpeedStick.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Zack was arrested for illegal game fighting in 2001 and released on an nude autograph photo of himself. _{(I've read this sentence six times and still can't make sense of it.)}

I know exactly who to tag.



YOU, KEN. >:D MWAHAHAHAHAA!!

Oh, and I'll tag one other lady.



Figured you might need somethin' to do, too

's awesome.

*natashi happens to be in the charm-making biz as of late, and is taking commissions. Admittedly, I wasn't immediately enthralled. But when I saw that she was also making small character busts, I was quite charmed intrigued. Sooo sure enough I ended up commissioning her myself. I paid the low low price of $7.50, I believe. And look what she made for meee~

Front view
3/4 view
Wurrin' it :B

It's hangin' around my neck as I type this. And I'm pretty sure I'll be wearing it for some time to come The little bastard has just enough charm personality about him to become a part of my image. In fact, I gotta go get my license tomorrow. I'll be wearing him when I get the photo taken, as well Hahah, hope he doesn't get cut out.

If you want to commission *natashi yourself, visit her page, Cute -N- Sweet Cafe, and place an order! You can see that my necklace here is quite different from what she typically sells. So, of course, the possibilities are endless :3

And if you for some reason don't recognize the character, you are uninformed D: Second account GO.



By the way, I missed out on that whole Mudkip thing. Goddammit. But what I find really hilarious is the people getting so angry about it. Get the dick out of your asses and laugh for once.




And no that wasn't another Mudkip joke.




Though it might as well be now.

My thanks go out to =creatureKILLher for the subscription~♥

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The lot of you simply refer to me as Zach, as that is my real name and that's all you've had to call me by. But another part of dA knows me by another name, and that name is Chaz. Not the most clever anagram, I know, but regardless, it became my alias back in June of 2006.

I've mentioned in earlier journals that I had a second deviantART account, but wanted to wait until the time was right before I divulged anything about it. Now, officially, the account has more pageviews than this one, and that's not surprising to me at all, considering said account is fetish-based. Yes, I've taken advantage of my art skills and used them for my foot fetish. While one section of dA knows me as *chaosstriker89, the other section knows me purely as a foot/tickle artist by the name of ~Chaz-the-Weasel, a name I took on as a means of relieving myself of these ideas without pushing away people who could care less, and replacing them with another crowd entirely. Instead, I decided it best to make two separate accounts.



I like to think of Chaz and myself as two separate entities. And as long as I should consider us as such, both accounts shall remain active. I just felt it was high time I stop keeping secrets from everybody. If anyone is even remotely interested, don't be afraid to visit, unless for some odd reason you're offended by images of pretty girls getting tickled. Can't imagine why anyone would find that offensive, though



ALSO: If anyone was expecting a Christmas pic from me, I won't be posting one here. That will be on the Chaz account if you want to see it. I'd post it on both accounts, but I don't think dA would appreciate me doing that too much. I am working on a "wintry" pic for this account, though, so look forward to that.

Sorry for not updating yesterday for the people who are actually curious. My first day of work was... was.....

HORRIBLE. D:>

I'm a part-timer, and yesterday I had to work a grand total of nine hours and fifteen minutes. Picking up and opening boxes, then rotating items so the oldest ones face out (because, of course, the people have to buy the older ones before they can buy newer ones), walking back and forth between isles, and packing crates onto carts... My feet were in so much pain when I got home. I had to run back to the store after work to pick up some new shoes, with gel in the heels. Today, my feet didn't hurt as bad, but they still hurt.

Work today wasn't so bad. I was hired, first of all, by my mom's brother-in-law, Eugene. He makes all the orders, so I don't have to worry about that. Working under him is the full-time backstocker, Rita, who's been training me and showing me around. Rita drove me down to the Wal-Mart in Central City today (which really isn't that hard to get to), and we worked there for about four hours. Hard work there. But then we went to a Kroger in Powderly, and got a lot done in about three hours, and I was a lot more productive down there, probably because most of my items were on the floor, and I was able to sit down most of the time. Rita said I did a good job cleaning the floor with my ass.

Anyway, tomorrow, Rita has the day off, but unfortunately, I do not. I'll be working by myself, hitting both Owensboro Wal-Marts. I'm a little worried about my capabilities, but, Eugene told me I shouldn't take but three hours, so if I come in at 8AM like I usually do, I should be done by lunch. So, Sara, Kristin, I should be able to make it to Art Club. I hope both of you can, too. Wish me luck, everybody.

Sooo.

Tomorrow I start my first job.

I'm working for Kraft, stocking Nabisco products at various store locations in and around town. I've got a little driving experience under my belt, but I still gotta learn how to get to a few more places. Luckily my trainer is my mom's brother-in-law, he's the one who recommended me for this job. He'll show me the ropes :3

I'll letcha know how it all goes when I get the hang of it.