Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Zach Needs A Shower _{(Well, I wouldn't mind one.)}

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Zach looks like a Gay Pirate _{(Son of a BITCH D:< )}

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Zach says if he had to pick acting or directing, he’d pick directing.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Zach wants attention _{(It even comes with a video!)}

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Zach Does the Most Boring Thing He Could Do _{(What a coinkydink!)}

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Zach Hates Everything About Taylor _{(Die in a fire, Taylor.)}

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Zach asks what she’s talking about? Those days are behind them.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Zach goes off in a strop and tells Gabrielle that when she's middle aged and alone, the only person she can blame is herself for her loneliness.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: zach likes apples _{(GREEN APPLES, FUCK YAH!)}

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: zach eats air plane _{(Wow, I'd pay to see that.)}

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Zach wears Ladies SpeedStick.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Zack was arrested for illegal game fighting in 2001 and released on an nude autograph photo of himself. _{(I've read this sentence six times and still can't make sense of it.)}

I know exactly who to tag.



YOU, KEN. >:D MWAHAHAHAHAA!!

Oh, and I'll tag one other lady.



Figured you might need somethin' to do, too